Secretly... I'm a little naive.
Spongebob
I'm ready!!!
Spongebob
You know, if I were to die right now, in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend...well, that would just be ok.
Spongebob
Squidward? if i were to die right now, in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that would just be ok.
Spongebob
Whew! It's a good thing that was only a sea bear, this dirt circle would never protect us against a sea rhinoserous. It's a good thing I'm wearing my anti-sea rhinoserous undergarments
Spongebob
Bring it around town
Spongebob
I'm Ready..I'm Ready
Spongebob
Wow!!! Its a giant person hand
Spongebob
Good morning krusty crew
Spongebob
Patrick: You mean what we thought they thought, we think and thought they thought. We think?
Spongebob
That looked like squidward!
That looked lile squidward also, in angry mob form!
Spongebob
Another day, another dollar!
Spongebob
Gary, you better call an astronomer, because this clotted cream is OUT OF THIS WORLD!
Spongebob
This is gonna be the coolest party eva!
Spongebob
F is for friends that do stuff together U is for you and me N is for anywhere and anytime at all down here in the deep blue sea!!
Spongebob
La-la-la-la-la-la-la
Spongebob
Squidward: 'Spongebob, I actually DO like you!'
Spongebob: 'Squidward, I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet!'
Spongebob
You know what's funnier than 24?...25!
Spongebob
Psst, squidward, i'm working in the kitchen... at night! hey squidward, guess what? i'[m chopping lettuce... at night. OW!!! i burned my hand... at night!
Spongebob
If you want to fly, all you need is friendship
Spongebob
More soup for your arm pit?
Spongebob
Spongbob is alot like josh ... ita a fish eat fish world, you either get or you get taken... patrick says i dont get it
Spongebob
GARRYYYY WHERE ARE YOU!
Spongebob
The maniacs in the MAILBOX!
Spongebob
Squidward? Squidward! The sky had a baby from my cereal box!
Spongebob
Mr. Krabs: And maybe scallops'll fly outta me pants!
Spongebob
Im ready depression
Spongebob
Spongebob: Remember Patrick, flatter the customer, make him feel good.
Patrick: I love you.
-Spongebob & Patrick
Spongebob
Plankton: You know what i REALLY want for my birthday?
Spongebob: A booster seat?
Plankton: A booster seat, HOT DOG! I mean, no.
Spongebob
You dont need a license to drive a samwidch
Spongebob
Spongebob:Patrick...do you know what this is???
PAtrick:...Stinky?
Spongebob
This city needs to be destroyed! Or at least painted another color.
Spongebob
WEE-WOO...WEE-WOO...WEE-WOO-WEE-WOO!!!!
Spongebob
PATRICK: are they laughing at us?
SPONGEBOB: no, patrick. theyre laughing next to us.
Spongebob
Squidward: Would you not stand so close. I'm getting claustrophobic.
Patrick: What does claustrophobic mean?
Spongebob: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus!
Squidward: No it doesnt!
Patrick: HO HO HO!
Spongebob: Stop it Patrick youre scaring him!
Patrick: HO HO HO!
Spongebob
I am the master at Kara-ta.
Spongebob
Spongebob:when you use your IMAGINATION you can do anything!
Spongebob
Remember...licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets!
Spongebob
Spongebob: I'm afraid our friend Squidward...he's...HS PUSHING DAISIES! *cries*
Patrick: Oh, I thought he was dead.
Spongebob
Yea, at least you not bald and have a big nose
Spongebob
Patrick: Spongebob, I need you to chop off my hands
Spongebob: I can't patrick
Patrick: Why not?
Spongbob: Because I already chopped of MINE!
Spongebob
Krusty krab costomer: hey! what's that?
spongebob:that my dear friend is a whole you see...
coustomer:not that. that (pointing to a sandwich)?
spongebob:oh thats a krabby patty with jellyfish jelly.why i call it a krabby patty with jellyfish jelly!
Spongebob
Hi, Squidward! I've been practicing how to flop on my back.
Spongebob
Spongebob: what do you usually do when i'm gone?
patrick: waiting for you to come back.
Spongebob
Spongebob to sandy(while stuck in patrick's 'gummy'): o hey sandy! looks like i got myself in a sticky situation.
Spongebob
Welcome to our club! Welcome to our club! Welcome Squidqard, welcome Squidward!
Spongebob
You cant rush perfectionn!!
Spongebob
Don't genius live in lamps?- Patrick
Spongebob
Love is handing someone a gun and letting it point to your head, believing that he won't pull the trigger.
Spongebob
Peanut butter and jelly time! peanut butter and jelly time!
Spongebob
Patrick: I'm gonna need a garden hose and a flat bed truck. Oh, and I'm gonna need you to remove your trousers.
Spongebob
Spongebob:Hey Patrick are you mad too?
Patrick:Yeah!
Spongbob:Why are you mad?
Patrick:I can't see my forehead
Spongebob
Squidward: Patrick, why is your suitcase full of rocks??!
Patrick: Hey, I don't tell you how to live your life!
Spongebob
